[Movie Review] Shoot 'Em Up!

A guy sits on a bench on a dark night when a pregnant woman passes by. And then a car comes crashing and a jerk shout out profanities and cocks his pistol while he walks pass the guy sitting on a bench.

The guy on a bench was munching on a carrot, btw and he is a noble-hearted man who can't just watch a pregnant woman got chased by a hitman. So he stands up and follows, carrot in hand.

Then he gets tangled up in a gunfight, delivers the baby, and cuts the umbilical cord with a bullet.

And oh yeah, he kills a man with his carrot.

And he kills more man with carrots along the way while he tries to get the newborn baby (the mother was permanently disabled) to safety; connects with a lactating hooker so that the baby can be fed; brings the hooker and the baby to safety; makes his home a gallery of dead bodies by ways of interesting tricks to use pistols; invades a gun factory and makes entertaining uses of the boomsticks; blackmails a senator and then kills him on the politician's own plane; does a gunfight among the clouds and makes good use of helicopter rotorblades; and finally, he makes good of a fireplace.

All the while using carrots to various usages that ends up causing people to meet their maker.

And on his final showdown with his archnemesis, he carve a nice hole on the foe's body while all ten of his fingers are broken.

This movie is a must see.

Monica Bellucci is playing the lactating hooker part, and you will never ever see another shoot of a man munching on carrot and think "Wow, this movie has nice photography"

Go watch this movie on DVD!